Tumblr (3.0; @tomparkerissex)http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec017d697b96e634ffb52d91eb6a808b/tumblr_mmxsqdq22q1rq5okxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50766408489http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50766408489Sat, 18 May 2013 19:14:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://izzes.tumblr.com/post/50754394496" target="_blank">izzes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>kids these days with their euro direction and one vision</p> </blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50763919789http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50763919789Sat, 18 May 2013 18:38:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chinkerbelle.tumblr.com/post/50633724890/reasons-i-grab-my-boobs-running-upstairs-running" target="_blank">chinkerbelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Reasons I grab my boobs</p> <ul><li><span>running upstairs</span></li> <li><span>running downstairs</span></li> <li><span>running</span></li> <li><span>stoked on life</span></li> <li><span>scared</span></li> <li><span>walking through my house in the dark</span></li> <li><span>bored</span></li> <li><span></span><span>boobs</span></li> </ul></blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50755030764http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50755030764Sat, 18 May 2013 16:35:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4160433ceae810ac862f41175aba8aa/tumblr_mksricQsTT1rujk0to1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de04dd01cf812488948250fde4f32829/tumblr_mksricQsTT1rujk0to2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59f86186d90bf75c1b079adf800a933a/tumblr_mksricQsTT1rujk0to3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b834040c6ce08380f13d491e5ad72fe/tumblr_mksricQsTT1rujk0to4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e36634f1aaa1890b579c7937f8ff3f64/tumblr_mksricQsTT1rujk0to6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2517fc9773d246d1d1aaab1f45fa8f7/tumblr_mksricQsTT1rujk0to5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7800a013f6e3fb922092f3ada5f4316c/tumblr_mksricQsTT1rujk0to8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a64408b380324defb054b177d6cdfeae/tumblr_mksricQsTT1rujk0to7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754968443http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754968443Sat, 18 May 2013 16:34:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df4a51273f783d4a91c0360a163247ed/tumblr_mmws94Vnmo1rcqai0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754961559http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754961559Sat, 18 May 2013 16:34:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7d488d06b09f0bda5de80911e13b7c4/tumblr_mn0cs7YCcK1rgxudyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754923963http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754923963Sat, 18 May 2013 16:34:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/744017c3584417c067feb39fab6a63d3/tumblr_mn0fldbVOz1qfqt11o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mandobass.tumblr.com/post/50752499304/and-representing-armenia-this-year-is-jesus" target="_blank">mandobass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>and representing Armenia this year is Jesus Christ.</p> </blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754914384http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754914384Sat, 18 May 2013 16:34:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6e39ce86c8d26c816c213181f565b6c/tumblr_mmwpvqgwxk1rqv2jbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754881297http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50754881297Sat, 18 May 2013 16:33:32 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50670638906" src="http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50670638906/audio_player_iframe/tomparkerissex/tumblr_mf2knuct911s0z6fz?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftomparkerissex%2F50670638906%2Ftumblr_mf2knuct911s0z6fz" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iciclelou.tumblr.com/post/38085258660/ding0es-so-there-was-a-loop-of-the-infamous" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">iciclelou</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ding0es.tumblr.com/post/37975007633/so-there-was-a-loop-of-the-infamous-moan-going" target="_blank">ding0es</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>So there was a loop of the infamous moan going around a while ago. I edited it. I was aroused the entire time.</p> </blockquote> <p>By popular request, here’s a warning. Don’t play this aloud unless you are alone. If you are still clicking on audio without headphones, this warning is for you. Here’s a general warning as well: don’t do that.</p> </blockquote> <p>I CANT FUCKING BREATHE WHAT R U DOING TO ME WHAT WHY WHY HARRY OMG  ICANT LVIE BYE</p></blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50670638906http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50670638906Fri, 17 May 2013 15:58:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boosprite.tumblr.com/post/33623982618/omg-i-forgot-to-share-this-storry-so-i-was-drunk" target="_blank">boosprite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY</p> <p>so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)</p> <p>AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER</p> <p>THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED</p> <p>i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???</p> <p>and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”</p> <p>it was the most confusing point of my drunk life</p> </blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50669702806http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50669702806Fri, 17 May 2013 15:44:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/48205236045/babyb0nez666-assistantt0theregionalmanager" target="_blank">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babyb0nez666.tumblr.com/post/48204171561/assistantt0theregionalmanager" target="_blank">babyb0nez666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assistantt0theregionalmanager.tumblr.com/post/48181692779/pizzaforpresident-ive-never-met-a-smart-person" target="_blank">assistantt0theregionalmanager</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/48181278093/ive-never-met-a-smart-person-named-ashley" target="_blank">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley</p> </blockquote> <p>I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch</p> </blockquote> <p>my names ashley…. lol</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f8c85b816f2fff7b93679e580d3be340/tumblr_inline_mleqmyfD4N1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>my apologies, babyb0nez666</p> </blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50669662669http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50669662669Fri, 17 May 2013 15:43:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42ebbe9d751265fa321cb03fd3d79dfd/tumblr_mmyaejE0aW1rqdawno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cad9da93c67700319c5b164186708b1b/tumblr_mmyaejE0aW1rqdawno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf9289126df06c8ac3e06eb50358e56a/tumblr_mmyaejE0aW1rqdawno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80f0f998bea949c8ba44990e79b00c99/tumblr_mmyaejE0aW1rqdawno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>The most embarrassing moment on stage?</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50664007437http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50664007437Fri, 17 May 2013 14:06:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4395279f1dc0250d0b585af4b05d1c47/tumblr_mmgf9yxrZG1qzgdfeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <pre><code>But who cares? She walks like Rihanna.</code></pre> </blockquote> <p></p>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50664004805http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50664004805Fri, 17 May 2013 14:06:27 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50663974167" src="http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50663974167/audio_player_iframe/tomparkerissex/tumblr_mmx0phNn7j1rygckn?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftomparkerissex%2F50663974167%2Ftumblr_mmx0phNn7j1rygckn" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harry17black.tumblr.com/post/50611659367/my-favourite-part-harry-explaining-that-theres" target="_blank">harry17black</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My favourite part:</p> <p>Harry: *explaining that there’s more deep stuff than we see on interviews*</p> <p>Louis: As deep as your voice?</p> <p>Harry: *high pitches his voice and after 2 seconds, goes back to normal*</p> </blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50663974167http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50663974167Fri, 17 May 2013 14:05:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5036d336e2cb49c7e1d0c35ba650b4a8/tumblr_mhkehhb8q21r187eso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50663878216http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50663878216Fri, 17 May 2013 14:04:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9eee81ab89d8c9c2ce4e3a30a1aeac4b/tumblr_mmwscr4g0I1sncbwxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://5michael.tumblr.com/post/50598690563/ermmmmm-do-you-mind" target="_blank">5michael</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ermmmmm do you mind</p> </blockquote>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50638713271http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50638713271Fri, 17 May 2013 02:57:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bdf821b9b6771459eeaf59c0eebeb1f/tumblr_mmw45cRPkt1roid5yo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97a6504131e730d413a3609e9fe4d8b5/tumblr_mmw45cRPkt1roid5yo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4cbd552517814a397d60ea0a5a49aebc/tumblr_mmw45cRPkt1roid5yo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7437a1405d09d9d1909a177cd215c09/tumblr_mmw45cRPkt1roid5yo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80f0bacda903692aa2d631b5ae6ed3dd/tumblr_mmw45cRPkt1roid5yo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afd1f56d31e62b0ed847b1d9e2921a38/tumblr_mmw45cRPkt1roid5yo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/598dad5db50d66bdbe17490f1c5032de/tumblr_mmw45cRPkt1roid5yo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kinkyhairy.tumblr.com/post/50571929343/harry-16-05-13" target="_blank">kinkyhairy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <pre>harry 16.05.13</pre> </blockquote> <p></p>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50606138054http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50606138054Thu, 16 May 2013 18:28:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edeb2a4dd9e59574b0c24f6f9b716692/tumblr_mj9etaEzWm1rbcshso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50592172037http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50592172037Thu, 16 May 2013 15:07:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c5cb16f2ea84748347db44beac0e550/tumblr_mmwjr9AKWO1rcqai0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50588329727http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50588329727Thu, 16 May 2013 14:00:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74b5bfd38fc18714b5d6ae34711cfa9a/tumblr_mmwb745ZOF1socg67o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/48b7679ca68f97c1426994a9bb76282b/tumblr_mmwb745ZOF1socg67o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d661cb06d1eec59d0163ecbb5b224ab8/tumblr_mmwb745ZOF1socg67o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1adadc323ff12876c957541aae8be5a3/tumblr_mmwb745ZOF1socg67o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <pre><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjn099PWIAs" target="_blank">The Wanted - Viva La Vida Cover</a></pre> </blockquote> <p></p>http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50588229481http://tomparkerissex.tumblr.com/post/50588229481Thu, 16 May 2013 13:58:52 -0400