izzes: kids these days with their euro direction and one vision
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
iciclelou: ding0es: So there was a loop of...
boosprite: OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble) AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE??? and the guy just looked at...
pizzaforpresident: babyb0nez666: assistantt0theregionalmanager: pizzaforpresident: I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch my names ashley…. lol my apologies, babyb0nez666
Primrose Thrill (Epilogue)
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gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident