kids these days with their euro direction and one vision
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
So there was a loop of the infamous moan going around a while ago. I edited it. I was aroused the entire time.
By popular request, here’s a warning. Don’t play this aloud unless you are alone. If you are still clicking on audio without headphones, this warning is for you. Here’s a general warning as well: don’t do that.
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE WHAT R U DOING TO ME WHAT WHY WHY HARRY OMG ICANT LVIE BYE
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”
it was the most confusing point of my drunk life
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
My favourite part:
Harry: *explaining that there’s more deep stuff than we see on interviews*
Louis: As deep as your voice?
Harry: *high pitches his voice and after 2 seconds, goes back to normal*